Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.
A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, "SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!" The ladies yelled back: "I want the SOUP!", "Soup, Please." "Oh, I'd love some soup!"
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives
her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.
That night at dinner she does put the pill in his food. About a week later, she's back at the doctor's
office. She says, "Doc, the pill worked great!!. I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't very long
before he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off, and
ravages me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I'm sorry. We didn't realize that the pill was that strong. The Foundation will be glad
to pay for any damages." "Naah...," says she, "that's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's anyway.
